I don't measure up
If you have read my post you already know I have a little penis and a beautiful little hot wife named Andrea. Today Andrea can by my shop and she was nosing around in my tool box and found my digital caliper. She asked me what it was for and I told her it's for measuring very accurately. She asked will it measure something as little as your pee pee? I said of course. She said show me how to do it.
We went into my office and I locked the door. I took the caliper from her and asked did she want to laugh in metric or inches. She said I don't know metric so you had better do inches. I turned the tool on and selected inch then I showed her how to use the thumb wheel to move the caliper. She said let me do it , get your pee pee out.
I dropped my pants and underwear then Andrea measured how wide my penis was. She said it says one point one nine. I said that means it's one and nineteen thousands . She laughed and said oh my God your little thing is only an inch wide. She told me she wanted to see how long it is so she measured from the top to the end of the head. She said it says one point five seven. I said well that's just over one and a half inches. She couldn't believe it , she said I know you are small but I didn't actually have a number of how small.
I just had to add on
After measuring my penis Andrea wanted for me to bring my caliper so she could measure Tim's cock. Friday evening Tim stopped by and Andrea to him she wanted to do something and for him to drop his pants. She told me to get my measuring thing and measure Tim for her. I explained to Tim what she wanted and he laughed and said well I'd like to know myself.
To be fair to myself and Tim I measured him the exact same way I was measured. His cock was one hundred percent flaccid and it measured two point three three wide and exactly five point two seven long. Andrea dropped to her knees and took Tim's cock into her mouth. After she had him fully erect she had me remeasure him. His cock measured two point zero five wide and seven point four five long. He and I was both surprised that it actually had gotten thinner as it became erect.
Andrea said she didn't care because it always feels good in her pussy then she stood up and unfastened her skirt. Once it fell she hooked her pantyhose with her thumbs and pulled them to her knees. She turned away from him and bent over then told him to fuck her. He rubbed his cock head between her pussy lips then as he held her hips he pushed it into her. A sigh escaped her as soon as he was fully inside.
She straightened her stance so she was standing upright with him still in her. He began working his cock in and out while Andrea told me to take my pee pee out and show Tim why her pussy is so tight. When I dropped my pants my rock hard penis sprang out. It bobbed up and down with each heartbeat. Tim said is that as big as it gets. Andrea laughed and said yes , that's why I love fucking you. Tim told her to suck my dick while he fucked her. She bent over and I stepped closer .
While she was sucking me I was nearly face to face with Tim. I mouthed THANK YOU to him he nodded his head. Andrea started moaning on my dick and I couldn't control myself so I pumped everything in my balls into her mouth. Tim saw I had cum and he told Andrea to swallow ever drop. She followed his order and never spilled a drop.
Tim pulled his cock out then sat on the couch and told Andrea to take her pantyhose off and sit on his cock. After she cat down on him she started rocking her hips while her hands were on his shoulders. He held her at the waist as she fucked him. She was fucking him so hard I thought his cock would break off. They fucked for half an hour before Andrea fell to his side, Her legs wide apart exposing her sweet pussy to me. There was a white foam between the lips so I got on my knees and began cleaning her with my mouth.
Once I hard her cleaned I rocked back on my heels to whip my mouth. Tim saw my penis was erect again so he told me to fuck Andrea. I was able to push my penis into her in one stroke. Even though I couldn't feel a thing I began shoot after a few seconds. I cleaned her once again then after we all three got showers we watched TV until it was bedtime. Andrea and Tim went to our bedroom while I slept in the spare bedroom.
We went into my office and I locked the door. I took the caliper from her and asked did she want to laugh in metric or inches. She said I don't know metric so you had better do inches. I turned the tool on and selected inch then I showed her how to use the thumb wheel to move the caliper. She said let me do it , get your pee pee out.
I dropped my pants and underwear then Andrea measured how wide my penis was. She said it says one point one nine. I said that means it's one and nineteen thousands . She laughed and said oh my God your little thing is only an inch wide. She told me she wanted to see how long it is so she measured from the top to the end of the head. She said it says one point five seven. I said well that's just over one and a half inches. She couldn't believe it , she said I know you are small but I didn't actually have a number of how small.
I just had to add on
After measuring my penis Andrea wanted for me to bring my caliper so she could measure Tim's cock. Friday evening Tim stopped by and Andrea to him she wanted to do something and for him to drop his pants. She told me to get my measuring thing and measure Tim for her. I explained to Tim what she wanted and he laughed and said well I'd like to know myself.
To be fair to myself and Tim I measured him the exact same way I was measured. His cock was one hundred percent flaccid and it measured two point three three wide and exactly five point two seven long. Andrea dropped to her knees and took Tim's cock into her mouth. After she had him fully erect she had me remeasure him. His cock measured two point zero five wide and seven point four five long. He and I was both surprised that it actually had gotten thinner as it became erect.
Andrea said she didn't care because it always feels good in her pussy then she stood up and unfastened her skirt. Once it fell she hooked her pantyhose with her thumbs and pulled them to her knees. She turned away from him and bent over then told him to fuck her. He rubbed his cock head between her pussy lips then as he held her hips he pushed it into her. A sigh escaped her as soon as he was fully inside.
She straightened her stance so she was standing upright with him still in her. He began working his cock in and out while Andrea told me to take my pee pee out and show Tim why her pussy is so tight. When I dropped my pants my rock hard penis sprang out. It bobbed up and down with each heartbeat. Tim said is that as big as it gets. Andrea laughed and said yes , that's why I love fucking you. Tim told her to suck my dick while he fucked her. She bent over and I stepped closer .
While she was sucking me I was nearly face to face with Tim. I mouthed THANK YOU to him he nodded his head. Andrea started moaning on my dick and I couldn't control myself so I pumped everything in my balls into her mouth. Tim saw I had cum and he told Andrea to swallow ever drop. She followed his order and never spilled a drop.
Tim pulled his cock out then sat on the couch and told Andrea to take her pantyhose off and sit on his cock. After she cat down on him she started rocking her hips while her hands were on his shoulders. He held her at the waist as she fucked him. She was fucking him so hard I thought his cock would break off. They fucked for half an hour before Andrea fell to his side, Her legs wide apart exposing her sweet pussy to me. There was a white foam between the lips so I got on my knees and began cleaning her with my mouth.
Once I hard her cleaned I rocked back on my heels to whip my mouth. Tim saw my penis was erect again so he told me to fuck Andrea. I was able to push my penis into her in one stroke. Even though I couldn't feel a thing I began shoot after a few seconds. I cleaned her once again then after we all three got showers we watched TV until it was bedtime. Andrea and Tim went to our bedroom while I slept in the spare bedroom.
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